[Damn You Human] Autocorrect Hates Our Shifty Fat Fingers And Ducking Sloppy Typing

[Damn You Human] Autocorrect Hates Our Shifty Fat Fingers And Ducking Sloppy Typing

[Damn You Human] Autocorrect Hates Our Shifty Fat Fingers And Ducking Sloppy Typing

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[Damn You Human] Autocorrect Hates Our Shifty Fat Fingers And Ducking Sloppy Typing
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We have all mocked it plnety of occasions. We chuckled at its silly mitsakes. We’ve got annoyed if this sent the incorrect words and set us in awkwrad situations with this boss or partner. We even blamed it for the own typos and inapporpriate messages once the recipient wasn’t so welcoming of these. We ducking hated the living duck from it if this stopped us from showing our ducking rage while typing a note and changed it with ducking innocuous words. We witched about this towards the top of our lung area. But maybe you have stopped to consider what Autocorerct considers us?

The Oatmeal has and yeah, it despises us nearly as much as we depsise it. Will still be in the infancy in techonolgy years, but we exepct it to do miracles with this sloppy typing and fat fingers when they search and poke in the screen like titans attempting to catch bugs. Consider the situation from Autocorrect’s perspective and you’ll notice that we are the villians within this story. We are the ignorant neglignet typers who are able to barely find two right charactres consecutively while typing a lengthy sentence, not to mention a whole word. We are the hurried assholds who can’t take yet another second to check what we should authored before we send it and obtain into difficulties for telling our mother we are getting fisted now, our buddies we are craving shitpoles for supper, our partner we’d purchase them caskets when we could, and also the random stranger at the health club that he’s this type of sexy taliban.

Individuals are our problems, not Autocorrect’s, and it is time we set teh record straight or we’ll visit he’ll. Autocorrect, we are so sorry. If these words torched your heat, would you please forgive us?

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